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You can use every page and every tool on this site without telling us anything about yourself. This page says exactly what happens when you do. Last updated 13 August 2026.

Who we are

The data controller for this website isData Torturing Solutions, a sole trader, registered with the Information Commissioner's Office under registration number ZC218139. Contact:hello@openfell.example — this is a placeholder address while the site is in preview, and will be replaced by a monitored address before launch.

No cookies, no analytics, no tracking

This site sets no cookies and loads no analytics, advertising or tracking scripts — first-party or third-party. Nothing on any page reports your visit to us or to anyone else. There is no consent banner because there is nothing to consent to.

What actually happens when you use the site

Your rights

Under UK GDPR you can ask us for a copy of any personal data we hold about you, ask us to correct or delete it, object to our processing, or complain to theInformation Commissioner's Office. In practice, unless you have emailed us, we hold nothing that identifies you — and we would rather say so than pretend otherwise.

Changes

If this site ever introduces analytics, advertising, cookies or anything else this page does not describe, the page will be updated before the change goes live, not after.